Meet for sex in Bilbao

I am trying to be creative with this ad, but I just can't think of a catchy headline to save my life. Yea, I doubt I'd go very far in the advertising world! Headlines suck anyways. . .I have been living in Arlington for 2 years and haven't really put a lot of effort into the dating scene. I mean, I don't know what to expect on here. Am I supposed to take of my shirt and blow kisses into the camera Jersey/Guido style?? Screw it. . .I'll just list things:

About me:
-29, almost 30. . .oh shit!
-6'4
-White/Euro/Mediterranean mix mutt
-Dark hair and blue eyes
-Average/athletic build
-From Midwest (the land of hockey, Chevy, apple pie, Budweiser and Dave Coulier)
-Edumucated
-Goofy/funny/sarcastic. . .gotta live, laugh and love in life
-Can't dance very well
-I like glass-bottled Mexican Coca Cola. . .that stuff is badass
-Love me some microbrews, especially with the chilly fall weather coming up. . .yes I used the word
-Love good conversation, especially over a casual dinner someplace. . .pizza is still king though
-Not pretentious. . .love my hoodies and jeans and tees and Reebok Pumps!


You:
Ummm. . ..I am open to all responses from ladies.


*NO Nigerian bank Spammers
. I looking sex.

I am joyful passionate and I love laughing . Waiting for your call.... I AM LOOKING FOR A COMPANION .I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW THEM.I LOVE TO GO DANCING,CAMPING,AND RESTAURANTS.I HAVE MY OWN HOUSE AND I LIVE ALONE. I AM VERY LONELY AND I ENJOY HAVING SOMEONE AROUND TO TALK TO AND CUT UP AND HAVE FUN. I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON A CRUISE SHIP TO ALASKA IN JULY.I LOVE TO TRAVEL.I HAVE A TRAILER AND A TRUCK. I DONT LIKE COLD WEATHER AND I LIKE TO SPEND WINTERS WHERE ITS WARM.FLORIDA AND OTHER PLACES. I LIVE NEAR FORT KNOX KENTUCKY. I HOPE I GET A REPLY.. When you find the right local girl and need to take her away for a romantic weekend together head to Porto.

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